chris church

Someone that doesn't do much of anything and rather sit at a bar and drink coors.

Lazy
Old
Alcoholic

Every Friday Brad is a chris church at 2:30pm.

by Tman27 April 13, 2019

Pucci Church

Pucci Church is the best jojo discord, even better than gacha heat servers.

"Oh, Pucci Church is the best version of hell I've been to 😎

by December 21, 2020

Fisher Church

Fisher Price is a brand of little toys, particularly cars. Fisher Church is where adult religious leaders purchase their sweet rides.

-WOAH IS THAT THE POPEMOBILE???

-YEA HE GOT IT FROM FISHER CHURCH

by Shamamadamhehewakawakahehehe June 27, 2023

A Touch of Church

When Lea & Perrins Worcestershire sauce is added to a pot or bowl of macaroni & cheese.

"Sharon made delicious mac & cheese tonight with a touch of church."

"Cheese, ketchup, & just a touch of church to help enhance the flavor."

by Justa T.O.C August 11, 2018

fat church

People who join Weight Watchers congregate once a week to stay accountable to their weight loss plan.

Dude: Hey bro, it's Taco Tuesday! Let's go early before the traffic at i35 and Western Center gets bad. Bro: Dude, I can't. I used up all my points this week, and fat church is tomorrow.

by Hugh-Jazz February 16, 2015

Purple church

Slang term for a strip club, most notably located in Oceanside California

"Hey bro we are going to purple church, you in?"
"Nah I'm too broke for blue balls this week"

by Midwest Danger Crew December 22, 2021

Church Jeans

The least worn out jeans in one's wardrobe, reserved for special occasions such as church on Sundays. These jeans are normally utilized by those to whom khakis are considered "fancy man pants."

"Honey, have you seen my church jeans? I can put my whole hand into the holes in my other pairs."

by Krums1&4 May 13, 2016