by sammammam April 19, 2006
Get the chuck norrismug. by scotland all day way May 25, 2006
Get the chuck norrismug. A line that was just recently put in a rap battle of Abe Lincoln vs Chuck Norris on youtube. This means being all-powerful and indestructible.
by Chuck Norris88 December 11, 2010
Get the Chuck Fucking Norrismug. the matrix is just a codename the real name is chuck norris.
neo said he was the matrix....
and nobody heard from him again.
neo said he was the matrix....
and nobody heard from him again.
by kaiser 1337 August 21, 2006
Get the chuck norrismug. One bad-ass son of a bitch, this man kicks anyone and everyones ass, so don't get on his bad side mother fucker.
Chuck Norris can eat a Rubik cube and poop it out solved.
Chuck Norris isn't God but he can beat him at golf.
Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life there.
Chuck Norris is so amazing don't fuck with him bitch
Chuck Norris isn't God but he can beat him at golf.
Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life there.
Chuck Norris is so amazing don't fuck with him bitch
by FAS7 187 January 20, 2011
Get the Chuck Norris is so amazing don't fuck with him bitchmug. A freak of nature, able to kill people with an intimidating stare, roundhouse-kick anything into dirt, and destroy a nation.
chuck norris once had an erection. There were no survivors.
the atomic bomb was discovered when chuck norris split an atom with his fist.
Hurricanes are a direct result from chuck norris breathing heavily
The rhicter scale was developed to measure chuck norris's stomach growl
When Chuck Norris hunts, he doesn't use a gun. He just looks into his prey's eyes and they kill themselve's to escape his punishment.
Chuck Norris beat the Hulk in arm wrestling. Then he round-house kicked the angry right out of him.
Chuck Norris once failed a class. Then he wiped that class off of the face of the Earth.
Chuck Norris and Superman used to be roomates on Krypton. One day they had a disagreement, and chuck norris punched the planet apart.
When Chuck Norris pops his pimples, they grunt
Chuck Norris willl scare 2012 away.
the atomic bomb was discovered when chuck norris split an atom with his fist.
Hurricanes are a direct result from chuck norris breathing heavily
The rhicter scale was developed to measure chuck norris's stomach growl
When Chuck Norris hunts, he doesn't use a gun. He just looks into his prey's eyes and they kill themselve's to escape his punishment.
Chuck Norris beat the Hulk in arm wrestling. Then he round-house kicked the angry right out of him.
Chuck Norris once failed a class. Then he wiped that class off of the face of the Earth.
Chuck Norris and Superman used to be roomates on Krypton. One day they had a disagreement, and chuck norris punched the planet apart.
When Chuck Norris pops his pimples, they grunt
Chuck Norris willl scare 2012 away.
by maisonJjjm April 2, 2011
Get the chuck norrismug. by DJ-LippeJ1.4. April 17, 2011
Get the chuck norrismug.