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Jesus Christmas

This combination of words refers to a moment in time when you are suddenly overwhelmed, hurt, in disbelief, or just plain in the Christmas spirit. It can replace several profane words to create a tasteful way of expressing your feelings.
"Jesus Christmas, Jeff just threw up all over that chick!!"
"I think I broke my pinky toe... Jesus Christmas!!"
"Jesus Christmas that's a big present under that there tree Uncle Bernard!!"
by KricklesCG February 16, 2009
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christmas noob

A player who just got a certain game for Christmas. Mostly little kids who don't have enough money to buy it themselves or husbands being bought it by their wives. Christmas Noobs are easy prey for players who have owned it for a while and are a great way ahead of them and raise good players kill death ratio significantly.
i fucking love playing COD on Christmas, so many christmas noobs to raise your k/d.
by TheAlmightySpecter December 25, 2010
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christmas sex

Enjoying Christmas so much that you have sex the day of Christmas. Bringing Joy to your love one that has bought you joy.
by Headbanger99 December 23, 2013
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Christmas Krampus

A monster that slithers down the chimney on Christmas Eve to disembowel children in their sleep and dine on their intestines. Sometimes it will stuff a child or two into a sack and save them later for a snack. He is like the evil opposite of Santa. If Santa represents all that is good, the Krampus is the exact opposite.
You don't what to know about the Christmas Krampus; it will ruin Christmas for you.
by Jin Chui January 15, 2008
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Christmas Adam

"Hey Joe, when are your folks coming into town?"
"I'm pretty sure my mom said they were heading in on Christmas Adam."
by MBGanja Babe December 28, 2009
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socks for Christmas

A level of extreme disappointment; sheer discontent.

Coined by Doc Hammer of The Venture Bros fame.
"I was disappointed BEYOND socks for Christmas."
-Doc Hammer
by Patrick Paladino June 9, 2008
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Merwii Christmas

Used as a christmas greeting by one who got or is getting a wii for christmas
We wish you a merwii christmas!
by Pipmonk March 3, 2007
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