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Chris

Chris is a cheating whore, who is in large beleif, that all he may create, is ritchiousnes. He is found to be very skinny, and more feminane than Any other man. You can easily see him in girls clothing, and there isn't any doubt in any ones mind, that he finds this "Fabulous". This person is NOT, to be permitted with awesome hair, or the preference of a certain Spartan. If found doing both, should be jumped. Beware, he wants you up the ass.
Chrissy: Oh man, my boyfriend just cheated on me, and blamed it on me!

Scott: Oh what a Chris!
by Scottie/Chrissy's posey June 2, 2011
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The new face of homosexuality, known best for his humorous videos located on myspace.
Zomfg that Chris guy is soooo funny, don't you think?
by Jesse McCloskey November 11, 2008
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A fat bitch that sucks Isaiah's massive PENIS and they fuck every night. Isaiah sticks his finger in his dick hole and Isaiah gets a nuke figure and shoves it in his asshole. Isaiah moans as he sticks Chris dick 10 feet in his mouth and digests his donkey Kong dick. That the way Chris want to spend every weekend.

PS YES DADDY
Chris- Isaiah your dick is so huge
Isaiah-Do you want to slowly rub it as i put moisturizer on it
Chris- DADDY
by Ssssssssssssssssssss454 November 17, 2019
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Someone who is a loser, lives a life of lies. Has done everything and anything in the world, but really hasn’t accomplished anything in life. A waste of air and space.
That guy Chris is such a loser.
by Tattooedbitch December 24, 2019
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Some ugly guy who was most likely named after a movie character.

small penis. wouldnt fuck
"That Chris is a douchebag."
by welpUwU May 27, 2019
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Chris....hmmm where do I start , loves getting drunk and getting “hoes” loves old school cars and getting “turnt” usually has over 5 kids
Jeez man I wanna be like Chris, that guy is cool.
by Jacob Daniel June 6, 2019
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This nigga chris is not only top shotta he is god himself and kills anyone looking funny at him on sight
random nigga: looks at Chris funny
Chris: pulls out uzi, the 9, and the draco then caps them on sight
Chris: should've known im top shotta
Chris: flies away
by cooliohooliohunter October 15, 2020
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