Cozy choke

When a turtleneck, probably from Hot Topic, has hands on the collar, so that it looks like you are being choked. (partial creds to my dude mp)

Did you hear about the new turtlenecks at Hot Topic?? They're called cozy chokes and they're perfect for people with choking kinks!

by skinnimini June 13, 2018

Chicken choking

Simply put, wanking.

Jon, quit chicken choking! You're not having sex, just f*cking stop!

by GalactaK September 23, 2018

Ka-choke-a

Doing really poorly at a competition of some sort that is sort of important, but not really because you know you’re gonna win anyways.

Don’t ka-choke-a this weekend!

by o0NavaShipper0o October 6, 2018

Choking the chegwin

When one masterbates vigorously in a manner that is similar to the strangulation of popular tv star keith chegwin.

'Saw my friend the other day, i could tell by the look in his eye he had been choking the chegwin all night'

by Uncle boozer June 11, 2018

Commode choking

Commode choking is when a bowel movement is so large it actually chokes the commode.

"I hadn't gone to the bathroom in three days, but today I went commode choking."

by Compendium-of useful info September 5, 2022

choke strap

1. A jock strap that is too tight to be allowed.

2. A jock strap that traces its origins to the numbchucks as street brawl weapons

1. The man's choke strap turned damp and scarlet after much strenuous exercise.

2. There were 3 guys in an alley way. One guy had a gun. One guy had a knife. They got their asses kicked by the guy with the choke strap.

by Davo April 9, 2004

Choking the Chicken

to beat your wife and eat your meat

eatin an beatin

by sir dan May 12, 2003