Dope Choke

To cockblock someone from smoking weed - see also "potblock"

"Yo I was tryna sneak out the back to smoke a bowl last night but my dad totally dope choked me, wouldn't leave the kitchen!"

"Damn bro that sucks!"

by DopeBloke April 2, 2020

choking rabbit

When the screaming eagle goes wrong and she gags the complete wrong way

While the lads were giving her a screaming eagle she popped like a choking rabbit

by Whiteboy wasted February 20, 2017

Commode choking

Commode choking is when a bowel movement is so large it actually chokes the commode.

"I hadn't gone to the bathroom in three days, but today I went commode choking."

by Compendium-of useful info September 5, 2022

choke strap

1. A jock strap that is too tight to be allowed.

2. A jock strap that traces its origins to the numbchucks as street brawl weapons

1. The man's choke strap turned damp and scarlet after much strenuous exercise.

2. There were 3 guys in an alley way. One guy had a gun. One guy had a knife. They got their asses kicked by the guy with the choke strap.

by Davo April 9, 2004

choking the flamingo

Verb.

1. Choking one's partner during the sex game of flamingo.

2. Wrapping one's hands around the rare pink bird and squeezing.

3. Men, when giving themselves a handjob while standing only on one leg.

Boris was choking the flamingo with Mauve all night long.

by Fingenurgen May 8, 2018

choke the tool

When a condom doesn't roll down the entire length of the penis.

I bought a magnum xl..but it will choke the tool

by Peewee8894 January 19, 2016

Choking the Chicken

to beat your wife and eat your meat

eatin an beatin

by sir dan May 12, 2003