by Jance McBrittle October 4, 2008
Get the chode chuggler mug.Urban legend of a male with short and stocky penis, tends to be found in mostly short african-american males that are hipsters or call themselves pretty-boys hoping people will not find out the truth of their small penis.
Beware whenever you confront a individual like this about their small penis they tend to have their chodes explode in a raging fashion. To avoid this predicament address them by the name Master/Lord Chode
Beware whenever you confront a individual like this about their small penis they tend to have their chodes explode in a raging fashion. To avoid this predicament address them by the name Master/Lord Chode
Guy 1-"Hey I think that Griffith kid has a small penis!"
Guy 2" Didnt you know? He is the Master Chode! "
Guy 2" Didnt you know? He is the Master Chode! "
by TheChodeExposer May 22, 2011
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by jason April 12, 2004
Get the chode muncher mug.n. The chode eating chimaera is one of many mythological monsters that you may or may not have heard of, but it's only real mythological beast that has been proven to exist. The chode eating chimaera can be found in many people today, and is passed down through heredity. The chode eating chimaera resides in the thyroid glands. It (as you probably guessed) feats on chodes.
The chode eating chimaera also has tentacles that latch onto the spine of the host and uses them to gain control over the host's brain. The chode eating chimaera is an evil monster indeed. They can be found wide across the internet.
In order to kill a chode eating chimaera you have to cut off the head of the host.
The chode eating chimaera also has tentacles that latch onto the spine of the host and uses them to gain control over the host's brain. The chode eating chimaera is an evil monster indeed. They can be found wide across the internet.
In order to kill a chode eating chimaera you have to cut off the head of the host.
"Shut up you chode eating chimaera."
"Silly Mike, I know that's just the chode eating chimaera speaking."
"Silly Mike, I know that's just the chode eating chimaera speaking."
by Zacharoth September 20, 2006
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They are fat at the top and then get skinnier as they progress.
They are fat at the top and then get skinnier as they progress.
by Brissny April 2, 2009
Please, people--chode or choad is a multipurpose word which refers primarily to:
a) A penis which is wider than it is long (it is most certainly anatomically possible, for I have seen one for myself--it is not likely to be a common occurrence, but it certainly exists).
b) A duplicate term for the taint (perineum).
c) A fabulous insult combining the insultative power of both shades of meaning above.
a) A penis which is wider than it is long (it is most certainly anatomically possible, for I have seen one for myself--it is not likely to be a common occurrence, but it certainly exists).
b) A duplicate term for the taint (perineum).
c) A fabulous insult combining the insultative power of both shades of meaning above.
a) "Holy Shit!!! The chode is real! It exists! I saw it with my own eyes!--Wait...how the hell can he have meaningful sex with that???"
b) "After that marathon, I had to use an abrasive to remove my chode scum because the bath just didn't do the job."
c) "Dude, that kid complements the professor so much it makes me sick--he's such a chode-slurper!"
b) "After that marathon, I had to use an abrasive to remove my chode scum because the bath just didn't do the job."
c) "Dude, that kid complements the professor so much it makes me sick--he's such a chode-slurper!"
by loki7 September 3, 2008
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