chatting rice

Talking bullshit/rubbish
Nothing you're saying is adding up

"You're chatting rice"
"What?"
"Stop talking shit"

by Wellmeow December 20, 2017

Charmin

Slang for a plus sized woman, stemming from the "ultra soft" toilet paper product.

Brad has never dated a woman with a dress size below 16. Brad likes his girls Charmin.

by youthCulture January 22, 2018

chatting doodoo

Chatting doodoo is the substitute for chatting shit when around adults.

Person1:he is so uggo
Person2:stop chatting doodoo no he’s not

by Gossible May 28, 2018

Charmin

someone who is super super soft just like charmin ultra soft toilet paper

Hey Joey, how soft is Brandon?

Hes Charmin!!

by BigDHeller2 June 14, 2018

Charmin Dick

When someone says something so cringey that not only do you go flaccid, you also become afflicted by erectile dysfunction it was so bad. Softer than soft = Charmin dick.

She said she wanted me to wear a diaper for sexy time later tonight. That shit gave me Charmin dick.

by Ultimax75 July 27, 2018

Charinksma

One special individual with uniquely compelling attractiveness or divinely conferred presence that inspires devotion in others. Especially cats.

"Damn what is it about her, must be her charinksma or something."

"Grow some fucking charinksma, man"

by Dr Vincent Buranahiran October 13, 2018

Chating

Prounounced "Chay-ting": The chafing ( of the perianal skin) that takes place as a result of sharting.

I am experiencing chating after eating that carne adovada burrito.

by ohbearclaw February 24, 2019