Cum Carrot

a vegan who has had a little too much fun with a carrot

That vegan teacher is a real cum carrot

by yourlocalmentallyillfrog April 15, 2021

carrot emoji

if you use the carrot emoji your the best people ever 😎

one of my good friends made an account about a funeral for a carrot because it died. carrot emoji are cool

by ihatetoby April 15, 2021

samoan carrot

A Samoan mans dong that is stuck in the belly button of a whit woman.

Bro I need help with my Samoan carrot.

by GrabSss April 3, 2016

Pink carrot

You use a carrot to please your partner then the carrot breaks and you need to suck it out

Last night I met this chick on tinder and gave her the pink carrot

by A a rod February 14, 2020

Campbellwell Carrot

A multi-paper marijuana joint resembling a carrot. Named by Danny the Drug Dealer in the movie "Withnail & I", who explained he invented it in Campbellwell.

"We were bored, so we rolled a Campbellwell Carrot and were bored no more!"

by Roxanne S. December 21, 2007

ranchy carrot

When you masturbate and (usually out of panic) reapply your pants before proper cleaning.

Oh man, Matt had such a ranchy carrot.

by Riedisawesome November 12, 2016

Carrot Piece

A dick that gets skinnier towards the tip.

Person 1: Did you see his dick? Person 2: Yeah he had a carrot piece.

by Kuhnt August 10, 2016