circus math

Math used when the intent is to confuse, confound or falsify the true calculations.

By increasing certain taxes, lowering other taxes, adding new taxes, removing others as well as giving new and old taxes old and new names the Government performs circus math, a dazzling display of calculations that few people can ever figure out.

by FragileSanity72 April 24, 2009

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Circus Master

A person who orchestrates the relationships between his or her friends for his or her own benefit or profit. manipulator Puppet Master

Bryan is quite a Circus Master the way he works his friends so he is always the one they kick it with when they have money, but when their broke he kicks them to the curb.Yea he's a regular Puppet Master.

by fetishforfun September 1, 2014

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Carousel sisters

When two women have had sex with the same guy.

We both slept with Bob, we are carousel sisters.

by Rae Gina March 19, 2018

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carcass pep rally

a pep rally that is attended only by dead bodies withabsolutely no soul

frank and jane went to the carcass pep rally last night. afterwards they drank ethanol

by Tablecloth_wanker March 22, 2020

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Circus-Monkey Allyship

When someone supports a minority community, not out of a desire for equality or understanding, but because the stereotypes and “quirkiness” of the community are entertaining to them. Circus-Monkey Allies may uplift and express support for said minorities, but only the parts that they find amusing or can understand, like how one would treat an exotic animal in a zoo.

“I love gay guys and go to pride each year, but I’d never want my friend to be a lesbian. What if she hits on me?”

“That kinda feels like circus-monkey allyship, Emily”

by Luke6211 June 24, 2021

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