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Capella University

A school that many losers enroll in assuming they can buy a degree to get out of stocking shelves at Walmart. Instead, *gasp* they find out that they actually have to earn their degree. A school that has losers who couldn't make the cut, dragging it through the mud. Because they found out that A's weren't handed out like they thought. Lol. You have to earn your degree here. I actually graduated and no one laughed that interviewed me. Especially the company that hired me, or the companies that offered me jobs. They actually had other employees with the same degree, from Capella. Mainly it's a school that gives access to education. People work, have kids etc.
Degree mill, Online university, Buy a degree, Myth, Capella University
by A REAL personnnnn June 11, 2019
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Capen

by CW11892 April 11, 2009
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capece

A kid from Massachusetts who like to be a hillbilly and takes it deep. His penis is also above average.
Capece fills his girlfriend with his baby maker.
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capped out

a hoe dat fuck too many niggas.
suck too much dick.
let the whole team fuck.
another word for bopped out.
they call this bitch named lizzie capped out shawty.
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Cape Cod League

Also known as "bush league." This is the lowest class of women on the farm team system who do not even merit a 1 on their appearance. In other words, these women would be very ugly and weather beaten and are generally avoided like the plague by most right-minded men looking for a significant other or just a fuck buddy to share their lives with.
Dave: Hey guys, meet my new girlfriend Fatima.
*disgusting 600-pound porker walks in with her footsteps almost sounding like she could make the ground shake*
Mike: WHAT THE?!!
Richard: Oh shit...
Eric: So um, where you from? Boston?
Fatima: (bellowing) Why do you ask?
Eric: Well um, you remind me of this girl I met in uhhh... Cape Cod.
Fatima: WHAAT?! Are you calling me Cape Cod League?! You're DEAD little man!
Eric: Oh no!!! *gets thrown through window*
Fatima: I may be a bit healthy, but check this out! *flashes everyone; rolls upon rolls of blubber flop out*
Richard: For the love of God...
Mike: I share that feeling man.
Dave: More cushion for the pushin' baby! Awwwww riiiight!





Mark H. UD contributer since February 2004.
by Mark H April 29, 2005
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capesalema

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caphair

The type of hair formed from wearing a sports hat oftenly. It is round and flat at the top while curling upwards toward its ends. A usual look for athletes.
"Girl1: I hate it when guys have long hair. They look like dogs.

Girl2: Guys tend to grow their caphair in the winter to keep them warm. I think it looks sexy!!!"
by aileronrider07 March 22, 2009
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