The Sevie Cycle

Every year, seventh graders are subject to daily roastings from the eighth graders, who call them "sevies" and pretty much bully them into submission. Once the eighth graders have left for high school the next year, the seventh graders become eighth graders and, out of revenge, do the same thing that was done to them to the incoming seventh graders. This cycle continues and will continue until all of the eighth graders grow some balls.

Seventh grader 1: Why are the eighth graders so mean to us?
Seventh grader 2: I don't know.
Enlightened seventh grader: It's because of the Sevie Cycle. The eighth graders bully us, and we eventually bully the seventh graders next year.

by A PhD in Eugenes May 24, 2017

Stander cycle

Performance and standards of a street legal motorcycle however, the rider is standing on a platform or “deck” instead of sitting down.

I started riding Go-ped scooters as a kid, now I have a motorcycle license and ride a stander cycle.

by ho-pedder September 6, 2023

heme cycle

masturbation.

I got bored last night so I did the heme cycle at least five times.

by skippyfanXOXO December 2, 2010

cycles 128

A place where you go to get fucked

I went to cycles 128 with Mr. Blum and we both got fucked.

by Lb7 man June 8, 2023

wank cycles

When you tactically bat one out so that you'll last longer should you be lucky enough to get some action later on.

Josephina: Wow, honey! You lasted much longer than your standard 45 seconds tonight.

Esteban: Yes, dear. I got my wank cycles right today in the hope of having prolonged sexual intercourse with you this evening. Thanks for noticing. Two minutes is a new record.

by Handsome_Cat April 19, 2022

The Chris Cycle

A philosophical concept created by Ryn Ramz in an effort to explain the arguing methods of Chris Sanchez. The cycle can be dissolved down to this:
1. Make an argument
2. Get Proven Wrong.
3. Say "no"
4. Say "but..." and then present a new argument or arbitrary fact.
5. Repeat
Not to be confused with the historical revisionist concept of The Keegan Cycle invented in an attempt to defame keegan by the notorious Chris Sanchez.

"Traps are not gay."
"No.... Jesus was a vegetable"
"You're just using the Chris Cycle!"

by HighlyFunctionalAutism October 18, 2018

Protein Cycle

The protein cycle is when you excrete the fluid from you penis into a bottle or container that is the fist step of the cycle the second step is when you drink it that completes the protein cycle

I’ve been going through the protein cycle rapidly for 3 days.

by Stingray Toy March 20, 2024