When you are about to crap and you fart at the same time and launches the crap so fast that the water splashes and hits your legs
by Danny reeves June 27, 2014
When you've been bigging up this years Halloween costume to everyone all month and it's now 6pm and you're leaving at 8 and all you've got is a roll of tinfoil and some green face paint.
Joe Bloggs #1: Hey Joe Bloggs #2 nice shrek costume, thought you were going as a robot?
Joe Bloggs #2: Ha Ha yea, turns out 2 hours isn't enough to make a decent costume, so i went with this Crap-tume instead.
Joe Bloggs #2: Ha Ha yea, turns out 2 hours isn't enough to make a decent costume, so i went with this Crap-tume instead.
by Legit(insert name here) November 01, 2017
"She took the Crap The Whip challenge in Ted's car, and he made her walk home!"
"Have you seen the new #CrapTheWhip videos on TikTok?"
"Have you seen the new #CrapTheWhip videos on TikTok?"
by lonestardic October 13, 2021
"People knockig on heaven's door-HOLY CRAAAAAAAP!"
"I have come back from the dead to take-wha-Holy Craaap......"
"Holy Crap! Somebody get this freakin' duck away from me!"
"I have come back from the dead to take-wha-Holy Craaap......"
"Holy Crap! Somebody get this freakin' duck away from me!"
by Zak April 29, 2003
An exclamation of surprise.
Derived from two sources:
1. The addition of a gasp to "oh crap"
2. A shortening of "holy crap"
Derived from two sources:
1. The addition of a gasp to "oh crap"
2. A shortening of "holy crap"
by Margo Roth Spiegelman II April 13, 2009
Lil Wayne's music is absolute crap.
by pencilfencil July 28, 2013
I had to take a quick crap last night after I brought my date home. That Mexican food really hit me hard.
by Adam (______) The Person December 30, 2008