Someone with a nice face, but an ugly body; typically refers to the standard funerary practice of leaving only the top portion of the casket open.
"Check out that half couch!"
"Who?"
"Half couch! Like body bad or carface. He has a face, but look at has body. He has no shoulders and that weird skinny person belly flab. If he was dead, you'd only want the top of the casket open, so he's a half couch."
"Who?"
"Half couch! Like body bad or carface. He has a face, but look at has body. He has no shoulders and that weird skinny person belly flab. If he was dead, you'd only want the top of the casket open, so he's a half couch."
by HazyKushen May 18, 2016
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Get the Purple Couch mug.An act of combustion that takes place either atop, or inside a couch. The couch burns, along with anyone unfortunate enough to be on the couch at the time, as everyone knows couches are fortresses that trap anyone from attempting to escape their impending doom.
Usually meant as an insult to one's intelligence.
Usually meant as an insult to one's intelligence.
"I hope you die in a couch fire with a bum trying to claw his way into your kidneys so he can use it for booze money."
by Juney814 August 19, 2007
Get the couch fire mug.A "Couch Girl" is a female who will go back to a male's apartment, particularly for intercourse, even if the guy is crashing on the couch and doesn't actually own a bed.
by JayLeddy July 14, 2011
Get the Couch Girl mug.A person who spends a good portion of their time watching several sports, and more importantly criticizing them, when they themselves cannot actually play any.
"Tim's dad says the Lions would be a much better team if they trade #22."
"Tim's Dad? He couldn't throw a football across the street. Only skill he has is tossing beer cans, He's a total Couch Athlete!"
"Tim's Dad? He couldn't throw a football across the street. Only skill he has is tossing beer cans, He's a total Couch Athlete!"
by Capt. Asshole February 2, 2012
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