cunt coma

To become comatosed, from excessive contact with cunt.

After I got my first ultra luxury car, it was always packed with pussy. An unrelenting sex parade, of money hungry women.

I fucked and fucked until I couldn't cum, then fucked some more. I just couldn't stop. I was out of control.

This went on for weeks. Until biology knocked me flat on my ass.

I was found naked and unconscious in my car by police. I was suffering from a severe cunt coma, and a ruptured penis. I almost died.

by Cunty Fresh Fanatic November 7, 2010

boomer coma

When someone comes home from work or other strenuous activity and dozes off in their chair. The term comes from how older people (mainly middle aged men) fall asleep in their lazy-boys after a hard days of work.

"I came home from work so exhausted that I slipped into a boomer coma"

by macklemurr September 2, 2023

Coochie Coma

To go a long duration of time without getting laid.

“It’s been over a month man, I think I’m entering a Coochie Coma”

by Joebama Biden August 28, 2023

Dough Coma

When you eat so much pizza, you lose control of your eyelids.

Dale on his anniversaries because he gets a dough coma.

by Doughcoma24 January 7, 2019

kpop coma / k-pop coma

K-pop coma is when you've gone a long time without listening to kpop and actively keeping up with your favourite idols while also not actively listening and learning more about other idols.

1) LALALALA by Stray Kids pulled me back from my 2-month kpop coma / k-pop coma.
2) After my exams I fell on a kpop coma and when I came back EVERGLOW had lost 2 members?!
3) XLOV's I'mma Be saved me from my k-pop coma. I stan!

by marsoupilami August 10, 2025

Cunt-coma

when that pussy hits like a concussion and you proceed to knock out

Damn!! Damien is in a cunt-coma after Sheila rode him for days!!

by 3cheezsurprise December 5, 2020

Chipotle Coma

Similar to a dutch oven, after eating Chipotle you lay down to take a nap or go to sleep. You pull the covers over your own head and fart, knocking yourself unconscious. Reverse dutch oven.

Call a doctor... This woman has been in a Chipotle coma for over two hours. She's losing to much oxygen.

by G33tarPlay3r January 15, 2015