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Canadian Apple

When you contort someone’s body so well they can lick there own bunghole. It’s like playing your own rusty trombone.
Me: Did you fight him?
Brad: Yea, I wrapped him up so well he could give himself a Canadian Apple.
by Wolfpack34 May 24, 2019
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Canadian Carpool

Performing a threesome in a canoe, preferably while wearing Canadian tuxedos.
That was a great Canadian Carpool we had yesterday. Let's get some Tim Horton's.
by Gabemoto April 14, 2014
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Canadian farewell

When someone commits suicide or suffers from a terminal illness, but arranges all of their affairs beforehand in order to be less burdensome for their loved ones or next of kin to deal with after they pass. Widely considered the most polite way possible to pull a gamer move.
I heard his mom left him a Canadian farewell by selling all of her belongings beforehand, so the only things he had to deal with were the cleaning crew and burial fees. That's what's up.
by WendyWuessten January 25, 2022
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canadian rash

Post-shaving rash on testicles caused by cold wind and harsh Canadian winter weather.
Tom got ready for a hot night with his girlfriend and decided to shave accordingly. Unfortunately he did not check the weather and got a Canadian rash on his way there. Tom could not deliver the goods.
by Mnao January 13, 2016
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Canadian whisper

The Canadian whisper is when you tell a girl you've worn a condom, and at the last moment whisper "sorry".
"dude, I totally gave my girl a Canadian whisper last night, she was not happy."
by Serisin December 12, 2017
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Canadian Convoy

The act of multiple men pulling a sex train on a woman while wearing trucker hats and saying "I'm sorry".
Man, 3 or 4 more drinks and that woman will be ready to take on a Canadian Convoy!
by 50Gunner1984 March 11, 2022
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Canadian Weeaboo

A Person who is obsessed with Canada. They may go so far as to learn French, Play Hockey, and Dress up as a Mountie.
Jon is a Canadian Weeaboo, because he is in French 3 and plays hockey.
by superminun October 17, 2018
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