F.I.N.C.L.E

The word used to descibe A 'F*cking Idiot No C*nt Likes'

Bloke 1- Oi did you see the new guy
Bloke 2- yeah mate he seems like a F.I.N.C.L.E!!!

by Commando_Corny August 10, 2010

C.R.A.F.T.

Can't Remember A Flippin' Thing!

As in "I'm having a C.R.A.F.T. moment". Sometimes caused by involuntary memory loss, sometimes a selective memory relapse used purposely to avoid getting involved in discussing an event.

by EStieB May 31, 2006

C.R.A.F.T.

C.R.A.F.T. is an acronym for the phrase "Can't Remember Fucking Thing". It is also the name of one of the worst bands to bless the planet. They take classic Irish tunes and then proceed to make the crapiest shuffle rock you've ever heard. Ironically, you'll never be able to forget the band because, honestly, who can forget three guys shitting in your ear?

Son: Mommy, who is that playing that music?

Mother: Why that's C.R.A.F.T. dear.

Son: When I grow up I also want to be part of the shittiest band ever created.

by DutchRutterlover December 13, 2010

c.a.m.f.

A Fishmonger

Dude, those fishmongers are some C.A.M.F.'s

by So cal chief March 4, 2004

C.I.L.F.

Cop
I'd
Like to
Fuck

I was on the 5 and I saw those Blue lights from behind and had to toss my stash. it's ok tho' cause the pig was a total C.I.L.F.!

by LiquidRitz February 21, 2008

C.I.L.F.

Cop
I'd
Like to
Fuck

I was on the 5 and I saw those Blue lights from behind and had to toss my stash. it's ok tho' cause the pig was a total C.I.L.F.!

by LiquidRitz February 22, 2008

B.F.W.O.C.

BFWOC is an acronym which stands for Best Friends Without Consent. BFWOC originates from the judicial term T.W.O.C. (Taking without consent) which pertains to theft of automobiles. BFWOC occurs when one person asserts that he/she is the other persons best friend, although the target person does not agree and/or has misrepresented themselves to be in the other persons favor. Basically, to eradicate the ability of another persons right to choose their own best friend.

Unknown Person: Dude! Ive known you for nearly 4 minutes but I feel like Im your best friend. That look on your face totally says you agree!

You: *Thinking to yourself* He just committed B.F.W.O.C. He shall be punished with 9 minutes of awkward staring!

by LOL_WUT September 27, 2011