the victim of getting universally fucked in every possible scenario ever by a faceless entity with no weaknesses and every strength and not realizing youre fucked until youre food.
the act of paying taxes as dictated by your government
the act of paying taxes as dictated by your government
don't get bretted by the CRA bud
watch this lion pulling a brett on that squirrell
theres always a bigger shark waiting to turn you into brett
watch this lion pulling a brett on that squirrell
theres always a bigger shark waiting to turn you into brett
by ShadowThrone 420 & Janath June 22, 2025
Get the Brettmug. Brett is a guy that knows nothing about food yet he will tend to go around calling himself mr pork chop.
You will also notice a wild brett as he is wider than a limo.
Good old pork chop
You will also notice a wild brett as he is wider than a limo.
Good old pork chop
by Mrporkchopbrett August 2, 2023
Get the Brettmug. 
Leader of the Puny Pecker People, because his puny pecker is so unbelievably small that you cant even see it with a microscope. But he still get any girl he wants, and is extremely hot and sexy.
by PUNYPECKERPETER July 10, 2022
Get the Brettmug. 
Brett is an amazing guy! One of the best friends you can have. Always gives good advice and lifts you up when you’re feeling down. Brett has all the best qualities! He’s so handsome, charming, funny, best gamer I know and probably will ever meet, and he has really great hair! Brett is adored by his two pups and gives them the best cuddles. Everyone should get themselves a friend like Brett and hold on to him!
Random guy: “Woah! What’s that hair style called?
Other guy: “How could you not know?! It’s the Brett”
Other guy: “How could you not know?! It’s the Brett”
by Beaniebunnie May 6, 2022
Get the Brettmug. All
by benkap June 7, 2010
Get the Brett McCoymug.