Business Breakfast

When you are a server or a barista, a sure sign that you are not going to get tipped.
Server: That will be five complicated lattes, a bagel toasted at exactly 185 degrees, and 8 ounces of cold soy milk over chocolate ice cubes. That'll be 15.50.

Customers: Here's exact change. We pay enough for you kids. Now, give us 3 tables we can move together and horde for the next three hours.

Server: Oh, you guys must be having a business breakfast.
by ServingLouie April 17, 2011
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Texas Breakfast

Where you crack an egg and scramble it inside someone's asshole with your sausage from vigorous fucking whilst also pouring buttermilk on them. Bonus points if you pour grits on their tits
Cowboy hat optional (but recommended)
Why didn't you answer my call?
Sorry man I was giving my girl that Texas Breakfast
by TheLordOfFridges November 07, 2022
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duck's breakfast

I woke up in the garage feeling rotten, I was only fit for a duck's breakfast
by roaryourarseoff June 05, 2013
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Woonsocket Breakfast

The thick smell of burning shit in the air such as around the Municipal Incinerator in Woonsocket, Rhode Island.
Got a taste of that Woonsocket Breakfast when I stepped outside this morning, and I threw up immediately.
by Toxin88 July 23, 2016
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Oakland Breakfast

The act of eating out a pussy while simultaneously sucking a dick.
"Dude, I just gave Sally and Harry an Oakland Breakfast."
"Nice! How did it feel to have two people in your mouth at the same time?"
by You Had 1 Job October 27, 2016
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Computer Breakfast

When one substitutes the first and most important meal of the day to use their computer instead.
I was going to go make myself some bacon and eggs, but I ended up having a computer breakfast instead.
by Originalnilson December 12, 2012
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Slag's Breakfast

A slag's breakfast is a form of the traditional morning meal, except it's a cigarette and a coffee.
I'm just popping out for a slag's breakfast. Do you want anything from the shop?
by bighonkingweasel August 28, 2020
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