Server: That will be five complicated lattes, a bagel toasted at exactly 185 degrees, and 8 ounces of cold soy milk over chocolate ice cubes. That'll be 15.50.
Customers: Here's exact change. We pay enough for you kids. Now, give us 3 tables we can move together and horde for the next three hours.
Server: Oh, you guys must be having a business breakfast.
Customers: Here's exact change. We pay enough for you kids. Now, give us 3 tables we can move together and horde for the next three hours.
Server: Oh, you guys must be having a business breakfast.
by ServingLouie April 17, 2011
Where you crack an egg and scramble it inside someone's asshole with your sausage from vigorous fucking whilst also pouring buttermilk on them. Bonus points if you pour grits on their tits
Cowboy hat optional (but recommended)
Cowboy hat optional (but recommended)
by TheLordOfFridges November 07, 2022
a shit and a drink of water
by roaryourarseoff June 05, 2013
The thick smell of burning shit in the air such as around the Municipal Incinerator in Woonsocket, Rhode Island.
Got a taste of that Woonsocket Breakfast when I stepped outside this morning, and I threw up immediately.
by Toxin88 July 23, 2016
"Dude, I just gave Sally and Harry an Oakland Breakfast."
"Nice! How did it feel to have two people in your mouth at the same time?"
"Nice! How did it feel to have two people in your mouth at the same time?"
by You Had 1 Job October 27, 2016
I was going to go make myself some bacon and eggs, but I ended up having a computer breakfast instead.
by Originalnilson December 12, 2012
by bighonkingweasel August 28, 2020