BOBS

Acronym for Believes own Bull Shit

Tom is the biggest BOBS out there, it's downright pathological.

by Larry C April 28, 2008

Bobs

An Engrish term often used by non English speaking desperate beggars in a chat room setting. As they use Google translate to hit on various women on web cams and beg them to show their tits.

John says "Hey did you see that wwx guy hitting on cindy, he keeps asking her to open her bobs."

Rick responds "Google translate strikes again!"

by sjdfhs August 28, 2011

bob

Bitch of the bitch

which came from s.o.b (son of the bitch)
bob is the femminem version

1) she is a bob
2) what bob's!

by weewow May 15, 2006

THE BOB

a person that provides great HELLO'S

Man I just got THE BOB by this hot girl

by Tad Stovinsky December 22, 2003

Bob

Bend Over Buddy

Erika: Who is Timmy standing next to?
Julie: Oh that's his Bob

by E-Money7 November 13, 2010

Bob On

1. This is when you get a random erection.

or

2. When joking with your mates.
(also see 'Marley')

1. "OMG i have a Bob On, i hope no one sees!"

2. "OMG i just gold stared Run to the Hills on Rock Band, i have such a Bob On!"

by SGregz October 27, 2008

bob

abbreviation of bobvious...a pedantic individual who seeks recognition by splitting hairs over the most minor gramatical or logical error. does not realise noone likes a smartarse. due to personality is generally unsuccesful with ladies but not for want of trying...sleazy does it. likes girls with hippo hips as they present a larger target for his greasy tail and their cute little trotters fit better into his wellies for that...'noone gets away from mr tumnus' booty fuck. stares like hes trying to read a newspaper in another solar system. q' what does bob bring with him on the secod date?....a' everything....if u know him hes probably sat shirtless on your sofa trying to get next to your missus RIGHT now!

jo, i'm hurt, how can u not remember bob!!!

coz ur bobnoxious............bobviously

by gazzamongo August 5, 2006