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hotline blinging

Putting your thumb on a girl's clit and your pinky in the girl's asshole so your hand looks like a phone and then shaking your had vigorously in a "surfs up dude" style
"Dude! I took this girl home last night and for a while we were just making out and then we started hotline blinging"

"I was hotline blinging this chick last night and she squirted all over my Gucci sweater."
by Jaybird1201 August 6, 2016
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Blinge

The act of not blinking, while binge watching Netflix.
Dude 1: "Dude, last night I totally went into a total Blinge while watching Greys Anatomy."

Dude 2: "DUUUUUUDE same."
by Totallynothospice July 25, 2016
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Bling bling brown ring

Is when you insert your wife's diamond ring in her vagina with the dimond hanging out of her pussy while you fuck her in the ass.
Last night was my wife and I's wedding anniversary, and to commemorate it, I celebrated by giving her the bling bling brown ring!
by High Octane Wayne December 4, 2019
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bling bling

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by jonghyun’s toenails October 11, 2020
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ding-a-ling bling

To bedazzle the male genital region with stick-on crystals.
Scott: I surprised my wife with some ding-a-ling bling.
Jeremy: How did she like that?
Scott: She loved it. She said it made everything sparkle.
by Silly8875 February 10, 2012
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Jingle Bling

All the ornamentation and lights that a particularly festive individual hangs up on the exterior of his or her home, to the extent of being too bright and flashy; possibly becoming a traffic risk do to it's near-epileptic inducing qualities.
I was driving down through my neighborhood and almost hit an old lady crossing the street because I was distracted by all the decorations covering Mrs. Wilson's house. Too much jingle bling!
by Whitewolf719 December 5, 2011
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Bling Tone

A ring tone, typically used on a cell phone, that plays music, especially in the hip-hop, R&B, or rap genres.
Jeana was so embarrassed when she forgot to put her phone on vibrate and it started putting out a Snoop bling tone during her presentation.
by Ludwig77 August 14, 2011
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