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Smooth Crunchy Granola

Used to describe a type of indie Jewish worship experience enjoyed by young urbanite Jews, typically unorthodox & upper-middle class
"So you went to that new Friday night service in Harlem, right? How was?"
"I loved it! It was so spiritual! Why don't you come with me next week?"
"Was it like smooth crunchy granola?"
"What do you mean?"
"Did they sing in a circle and try to get everyone to meditate?"
"Yes!"
"Not my thing. I'll just stick to my Orthodox shul."
by klezmoreh98 January 24, 2024
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T¥T Smooth

T¥T Smooth is the new and improved A$AP Rocky since he is now cuffed. The T¥T stand still for “take your time”.
Person 1: Did you hear about A$AP Rocky’s new girlfriend ?!
Person 2: Yeah but i don’t care cause we still have his brother T¥T Smooth “(Take your time) Smooth”
by marithehater January 25, 2019
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Smooth worm

When you ACCIDENTALLY find wormies in your smootheeeeeee. PLSSSSS- anyways chile stream queen doja cat!!!!!
by Youoyo March 17, 2021
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Smooth Brain Society

A society that includes only people with smooth, silky brains who consider themselves as "smart", Except for the Head and co-head that are just heads instead of brains.
Example:
"Hey, I'm Sean from the Smooth Brain Society"
by eman laer ruoy esu t'nod November 8, 2022
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Smooth Brain

It’s giving idiot, stupid, the incels of the world. The opposite of someone who can utilise their brain, no grey matter, nothing.
by ShanHater47 January 13, 2024
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Bossman Smooth

The smoothest criminal ever.
They typically lead an organization of mobsters and have lots of gun's,cash, and dope.
They're a very fair boss to work for.
Bossman Smooth: Make sure Joey isn't seen again.
Mobster: Understood.
Bossman Smooth: Here, Take my ferrari
Mobster:Thanks Bossman Smooth
by Bossman Smooth January 19, 2012
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Smooth muscle

One of the three types of muscle. Widespread throughout the body, responsible for movement in the digestive, urinary and reproductive systems.
Person 1: *gets an erection*
Person 2: "Wow, your smooth muscles are really working there huh?"
by craigellachie March 1, 2022
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