baked potato

a mentally disabled person stuck in a fire

after SB's house burned down she found her daughter in the state of baked potato

by stupidcunt1726 February 10, 2019

bread baked

a phrase meaning the act of getting one's hair cut

"Hey Duvall, I see you got your bread baked."

by Woozlee December 15, 2008

Baked Cookies

The act of getting high and watching porn on the internet for a long period of time.

Dude, Chad and I baked cookies last night on my girlfriends computer, it was chill.

by effinbrian March 27, 2011

baked bunny

A girl who thinks she's a bunny from being baked so much. She swears at loud noises, has sex, drinks vodka, nice only sometimes, and can kick anyone's ass. Her boobs are small but are getting bigger every day.

Maggie: Hey, where were you last night?
Tori: Oh, with Robin.
Maggie: Oh, baked bunny?
Tori: Yeah, she was f*cked up and kept yelling. I think it's because was really high and drunk.

by howdoyoulikemenow June 11, 2009

drake and bake

smoking some herb and listening to nick drake

fuck class, it's time to drake and bake.

by jfclay March 22, 2008

baked chicken

When your girl is laying naked on her back with her knees pulled up to her chest she is in the baked chicken position.

I came home from work last night and found my wife had prepared the baked chicken so I provided the stuffing!

by almondhead June 26, 2015

Baking Cookies

The act of eating raw cookie dough while incredibly baked

I was so high last night that I pulled out a tub of cookie dough and started baking cookies.

by Jiveturkey January 17, 2013