awkward add

when a facebook friend request is confirmed just so things don't become awkward between two people.

Guy1: Well it took two weeks but that cute chick at work finally added me on facebook. She totally wants me.
Guy2: Dude, your full of shit. I bet it was an awkward add.

Girl1: UGH! My creepy boss from work added me on facebook. If i deny it things will get awkward. I can't believe I have to add this guy.

by frapelz June 25, 2010

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Awkward First

Using a guy/girl that you don't like to get your 1st kiss, 1st make out, and/or 1st relationship over with. Gets you past all the "Awkward Firsts" so you have confidence and experience for the one(s) you do like.

yeah i'm going out with Josh Friday. I don't like him I just want him to be my awkward first.

by stellarheart557 January 13, 2011

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awkward class

A class that teaches those who wish to be rejected by society (ie:homeschoolers) to be completly and utterly awkward. It is at these akward classes where they learn how to talk like Ozzy Osbourne, walk like Micheal Jackson, sing like Jonny Cash, and many other ridiculous actions.

Guy: (leans in very close) Are you busy on Saturday
Other Guy: You- you want me to come with you to awkward class?

by dontevenbother654 June 2, 2011

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Poonberry awkward

a person (usually of the male species) attempting to 'get ass', however failing

Hazza was sooo poonberry awkward at da partay last night!

by jshc0320 May 18, 2011

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two finger award

An act of congratulating a man when a person has discovered that he has had sexual intercourse the previous night.

This act is practiced by holding up the index and middle finger, then tilting your hand to the side.

Frank: I heard Ryan banged Ally last night!
Greg: I know bro, I gave him the two finger award!

by MAC36 December 11, 2007

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Get Wet Award

The gayest award one could possibly get. This is an award for having the most fun in water at a camp.

"Yo, I totally just got the fabulous Get Wet Award!" A kid says.
Another kid replies, "Kill yourself."
"Be quiet you, you, you SILLY GOOSE." the kid says flamboyantly.

by John Smith17 February 12, 2009

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