When a man takes a bottle of Saratoga sparkling water and shoves in into a woman’s ass. The woman is in a ass up position and the bottle has to be opened
by TheDrillMethod April 8, 2025
Get the Ashton hall treatmentmug. by When You Cant Think Of A Name December 18, 2020
Get the ashtonmug. Ashton is ...UGH
an insecure moron who cant take complements
ANNNNNDDDDD THEY HAVE TOO MANY NICE FRIENDS WHO TRY TO BE NICE BUT THEY CANT TAKE THE FKN COMPLEMENTSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
an insecure moron who cant take complements
ANNNNNDDDDD THEY HAVE TOO MANY NICE FRIENDS WHO TRY TO BE NICE BUT THEY CANT TAKE THE FKN COMPLEMENTSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
by AshCantFocus January 16, 2022
Get the Ashtonmug. 
Ashton Brayshaw is the kind of guy who would try to microwave a Pop-Tart and then wonder why his house smells like a science experiment gone wrong. He once attempted to train a squirrel to fetch his car keys, but all he got was a very angry rodent and a lost key fob. Ashton firmly believes that if you press an elevator button multiple times, it goes faster, and he has an ongoing feud with a vending machine that "stole" his dollar back in 2017. His biggest claim to fame is almost winning a hot dog eating contest—except he got distracted halfway through trying to argue whether a hot dog is a sandwich. Classic Ashton. Ever since his marriage on September 21, 2013 he has gained over 50 kilos. Bro used to be able to see his dick by looking down and now he can't. He is a teacher and Mr Brayshaw is so sigma alpha. BTW his wifes name is Marie-Lisa Brayshaw.
by Tawfik (Fik-"Whats Tasmania?") March 27, 2025
Get the Ashton Brayshawmug. by bulldog barbour November 30, 2011
Get the Ashton Barbourmug. 