shovel arse

When someone has a flat ass and it looks like the back of a square shovel.

Oh my God..did you see the guy that just walked by? His pants are baggy in the back. Ya, he has a shovel arse AND there is no cure for a shovel arse.

by Pattio January 10, 2006

smacked arse

What you look like after a hard night on the piss.

fuck bitch u look like a smacked arse.

by She2red February 22, 2005

arse beads

egg shaped sex toys for the arse, also referred to as love eggs

Bend over love, I need to get those arsebeads out, I've got another appointment at 2.

by Bettysketch September 7, 2005

Some Arse

Glaswegian
1)Being brave to the point of stupidity.

2)Having no shame.

The bold yin squared up tae ten of them, he's got some arse on him.

You got some arse on you smokin aw ma blaw ya dick.

by Rukowski June 27, 2008

swamp arse

A combination of sweat in the arse crack and not wiping properly makes for swamp mud texture in the bunghole.

I had a bad chilli lastnight and combine that with the humidity today,i am getting a bad case of swamp arse.

by Ragnar Loddbrok October 27, 2016

Arse slurp

When you take a massive shit and it hits the water like a rock and the water splashes up

Holy shit! Just took a massive dump! Major arse slurp mate😷💦

by QueenSs May 1, 2016

scabby-arsed

Of poor quality, not up to scratch. Can refer to quality of workmanship etc. Also applicable to someone who has let their standards drop in their appearance, " She's looking a bit scabby-arsed."

She's looking scabby-arsed

by skullhead. September 7, 2012