hippy hour

Early showtimes (and endings) for bands (especially folk), due to the inability of aging hippies to stay up for late shows.

It sure was nice of Simon and Garfunkel to play that hippy hour show, I can't stay up past 9 any more.

by just jon January 23, 2013

Microsoft hour

The arbitrary amount of time it takes to install Windows XP on your computer. Usually somewhere between 40 and 120 earth minutes

I need to reinstall windows. I'll be back online in exactly one microsoft hour.

Your computer will be ready in one microsoft hour and 30 microsoft minutes

by d4m4s74 August 22, 2012

Insomnia Hour

An hour at night where, once reached, would end up for you being better off staying awake for the rest of the night than to fall asleep past that given time. Generally is 4:00 A.M.

Oh, it seems I've reached my insomnia hour, may aswell stay awake all night at this point.

by ⬆⬅⬊⬊⬆⬅⬅ January 16, 2018

FaceTime hours

The time you are on FaceTime and caked up with your boo or soon to be boo (10pm and further)

Girl I can't talk I'm otp with my boo it's FaceTime hours right now

by LeonardoDicapyahoe June 2, 2017

kiddie hour

The hour or so after school is out. It is the ideal time to play online multiplayer games, because of the number of young children playing.

Guy 1: I really suck at this game.
Guy 2: we should play again tomorrow during kiddie hour. Maybe you'll do better.

by Karl Rayne December 4, 2019

Marfan Hours

A time frame where people, particularly skinny people become goofy and or “high” randomly.

John knew that Marfan hours arrived when his friend Jacob wouldn’t stop laughing.

by Stinky Marfan February 16, 2019

unearthly hour

very early in the morning or very late at night.

“Why have we been dragged out of bed at this unearthly hour??”

by Ihavethingstodo February 26, 2022