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Alan P

The hottest, tallest, most masculine, coolest, man.
All the men wanna be him and all the girls wanna see him.

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he is rich, and a vampire
#TwilightCore

he has the smoothest skin, warmest smile, bustiest girl, and is a KING at roblox rise of nation.
he can drag click and also is missing a father figure
Hes such an Alan P!
That Alan P looks too frickable
by WHEN THE THE cwgdjuhwehk October 27, 2021
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Alan

He is very energetic and fun.He may get very aggressive but he is fun to be around.If you ever meet a Alan make sure to be nice.
Alan is hitting her!!Oh wait she called Gina b*txh
by Hqnahh June 6, 2021
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Alan

A friend that never pays back, even if it’s their fault
“Nah i don’t wanna pay u” Alan states
by yaboylamona September 30, 2023
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Jerry Alan

Such a name only belongs to the sexiest of closet bois. Jerry Alan is a person who knows all of your sexual life and will do unspeakable things to you if you get no maidens. Although, Jerry Alan will treat you better than any other woman and will accompany all your sexual and everyday needs as long as you don't complain in bed. Moans also increase his testosterone during SEX. Also, Jerry Alan can get a little rough, so you may need to offer your life.
"Don't keep Jerry Alan waiting, he's in the closet. Good luck, you'll need it."
by DaddyIsBackToBeatMommy May 20, 2022
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Alan’s K

Alan’s K is an organic hormone secretion that is produced by the U-gene, that tends to create orgasmic sensations in women.
Her sensations of pleasure are due to the level of Alan’s K she has in her body.

If you rub the Alan’s K hormone ointment on her, she tends to become stimulated in a wild way.

A Sarina girl is easily aroused with Alan’s K.

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by Guruji Irv December 20, 2017
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codie alan

A Codie Alan is very rare one in a million, diamond in the rough, strapping young, GQ male model, hard and perfectly chiseled really really ridiculously good looking man with the most amazing overall package with the most loving and beautiful heart and soul any woman can ever dream of having the pleasure of waking you next to every morning.
Hot damn that's a fine ass Codie Alan, be his friend, even if it's only a Facebook friend and your sex appeal will improve 89%. Follow his Instagram then you got 99.9% fine ass #Swag.....predicted to break out a new dance instead of "Teach Me How To Dougie" everyone will be twerking to "Teach Me How To Codie"
by milfndenver May 21, 2016
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Alan Guidet

he needs to meet a girl that is always looking at him, he would probably like her.
Alan Guidet wears cutes glasses
by iceg2237 November 22, 2021
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