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[Absolute homo]

1) Someone who is totally gay without question.
Did you see that hair dresser, now he's anabsolute home
If your a guy and enjoy staring at other guys while they workout, then you're an absolute homo
by The Robin December 3, 2009
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Absolute Carrot

An Absolute Carrot is someone who isn't completely tone-deaf, stupid, and arrogant; yet is just tone-deaf, stupid, and arrogant enough to be agitating to others around them. These types of people are just discrete enough to the point where most people who actually interact with them understand they are deeply flawed, however, everyone else thinks that they are a great guy.
Mike: I have no clue why everyone invited Steven to come to Applebees with us, he told a 9/11 joke to the waitress.
Jeremy: Did he really do that? On September 10th? What an Absolute Carrot!
by EliTried December 21, 2021
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absolute gronk

Norman was an absolute gronk for hoarding all the idlis
by YaboyPK123 July 7, 2023
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Absolute Gimp

Used by someone who listens to underground music against someone who has a poor taste in music, and is overly annoying on social media.
e.g. Dave - 'Did you see what he posted on facebook about loving Martin Garrix and not underground music'
Ross - 'Yeah what an absolute gimp mate'
by discobiscuit21 June 22, 2017
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absolutely focken dashing

Ok so basically to be the definition of absolutely focken dashing is to just be me ofc :D
by Isa 🐀🐁💨💨 February 2, 2021
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As Absolute Balls

by DoubleDDucky October 3, 2016
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