shovel arse

When someone has a flat ass and it looks like the back of a square shovel.

Oh my God..did you see the guy that just walked by? His pants are baggy in the back. Ya, he has a shovel arse AND there is no cure for a shovel arse.

by Pattio January 10, 2006

smacked arse

What you look like after a hard night on the piss.

fuck bitch u look like a smacked arse.

by She2red February 22, 2005

arse beads

egg shaped sex toys for the arse, also referred to as love eggs

Bend over love, I need to get those arsebeads out, I've got another appointment at 2.

by Bettysketch September 7, 2005

Tight-arse

Tim Watson

Tim Watson never buys a round. He’s a tight-arse.

by Quackquackquack1204 May 24, 2019

arse-rider

An annoying prink who latches onto your exact walk speed and trajectory and then continues to follow you 'up your arse' all the journey. Can only be stopped with a sudden halt, which may result in a rear-ending, depending on how closely they are following you. Also applicable when driving.

E'yar mate this dickhead behind us is being a right arse-rider! He has followed us all the way home. I am about to slam on the brakes, hopefully he fucks off.

by leede January 9, 2016

Some Arse

Glaswegian
1)Being brave to the point of stupidity.

2)Having no shame.

The bold yin squared up tae ten of them, he's got some arse on him.

You got some arse on you smokin aw ma blaw ya dick.

by Rukowski June 27, 2008

arse captain

someone who commands ass attention 24/7 by trannie cocks

frank braithwaite is an arse captain

by big fraze June 20, 2008