Adult Life Crisis

Teenager turning into an adult and not knowing what they want to do with their life before, during, or after college.

She was going through an Adult Life Crisis during her first couple of years during College.

by WonderWoman01 September 17, 2021

Adulting

When a person and his/her partner get pregnant, married and buys a house - in that order, within 6-months, and during a global pandemic

Person A: "my younger cousin is ahead of me in every major life milestone"

Person B: "holy shit, that dude is adulting hard"

by Cbum1898 July 20, 2021

adult sour patches

fake plastic boobs

my teeth were chattering as my eyes laid on those adult sour patches across the gym

by 420thedream August 16, 2021

adult friend finder

(offensive):

a) the casual encounters section of the local craigslist page

b) a MILF, usually your friend's mother, who helps you hook up with other MILFS.

dude 1) I don't friends my age; they are too geeky and immature. I want adult friends. does that mean I ask my parents to be my adult friend finder, as in helping me find friends among adults?

dude 2) are you an uptard? an adult friend finder is not a regular adult helping you find friends among adults but helps you hook up with adults in order to take care of your carnal needs, maybe even to have your carnaldestism.

by Sexydimma June 26, 2013

Adults Only Magic Show

An incredible array of hilariously raucous comedy, mind-bending illusions and stunningly dangerous stunts.

Yes, I have booked my tickets for Adults Only Magic Show!

by stewface November 24, 2021

Adulting

The act of trying to pretend to seem to look like a responsible and sensible, mature person.

Hm, I'll be 38 tommorw. Oh damn, I've been adulting for almost two decades now.

by VermilionRubin May 23, 2023

Adult minute

The period of time in which an adult takes to do something after telling a child “in a minute”. The adult minute can be a period of time lasting anywhere from 5 regular minutes to hours. Or maybe never…

Kid: Hey Mom can you take me to the Park?
Mom: Yeah in a minute… (“adult minute”)
Kid: ☠️

by Katthekrazy June 21, 2023