An absolute clown

A girl who the boy likes her and then she catches feelings and he doesn’t like her anymore

Nicole is an absolute clown and how dare
Pietro do that to her.

by Mouse lover November 9, 2019

Absolute Punter

Orlaith is a punter

Orlaith you are an absolute punter

by You are a scrote June 23, 2019

absolute wah

The funny waluigi and wario phrase. except absolute wah means very based

WAA AWA AWA WAA WA AWA WANYA
(waddle dee reference)

person: look!!! see that goomba
person 2: yesh. what about it??? (yesh intentional)
person: it is an absolute wah

by sh1dandp1zz May 12, 2022

Absolutely pulverised

When you are run over by a 400 ton truck

My mate got absolutely pulverised yesterday

by She’s a baddie bro 10/10 February 22, 2023

absolute fucking dick head

an ‘absolute fucking dickhead’ is someone who is an absolute fucking dickhead.

e.g - tianna

“look over there! its an absolute fucking dick head

by not an absolute fucking dicked May 26, 2022

absolute cinema

Term used to describe peak fiction or 'summat.

I don't know what the hell kids are saying these days, I'm old man.

"Hey did you see the latest game?"

"Aw yeah bru my brudda bruv cuz brother man, that was absolute cinema."

by Raedellion February 19, 2025

Absolut madman

Not just a regular madman, this madman is a hardcore, vodka drinking, possibly Russian madman who has no limits other than to absolutely ruin themselves or at least try to and partake in the most reckless scenarios since takeshi's castle.

Ah yes my mate Greg

Other day he got fucked and decided to do a piss off a cliff and fell about 20ft bollock naked.

What an absolut madman

by dreams of Jupiter May 6, 2020