junk tweet

Taking a digital picture of your genitalia and sending it via Twitter.

What took you so long in the bathroom? Were you junk tweeting?

by snapboom July 7, 2011

junk sauce

Another way to refer to semen, spooge, or skeet.

I'm going to have to change the bedsheets after dropping all that junk sauce last night.

by Misty Bottoms December 20, 2015

junk seeds

slang for testicles

A swift kick to the junk seeds will drop most any man.

by Uncle Percy December 20, 2013

Junk-a-stunk

Foul smelling male, or female genitals.

I couldn't go down, cause there was way too much junk-a-stunk.

by J. Lincoln December 22, 2008

Space Junk

Male private parts... in space.

"Hey Buzz, I'm tired of looking at your space junk. You ain't no Sigourney Weaver. Can you put some clothes on? We've got a zoom with Houston in 5 minutes."

by Nickel_Tesla August 21, 2021

shy junk

A non medical firm or erectal dysfunction.; overly bashful

We went to hook up last night, but he had shy junk.

by The mobile weenie April 3, 2016

C-Junk

Cheaply manufactured, low quality goods, tools and equipment made in and imported from China. C-Junk is made in China with inferior materials and quality controls and as such can pose a serious safety risks to end users.

Fall protection C-Junk equipment, made in China, is prohibited on most job sites due to serious safety concerns with their failure to adequately protect workers.

Those who buy C-Junk will always pay twice.

by Markoplex May 22, 2021