Ton

The weight of Alex’s mom.

Oh shit, Alex baby! I weigh as much as a car!

Ton = The wait for Alex’s mom

by Psychos! September 18, 2020

2 Ton Tammy

A fat white trash looking girl

Did you see Tyler last night at the bar with that 2 Ton Tammy

by Madam kamay July 5, 2025

ton head

Quote frome THE HARD BOYS "mission to nowhere"

Ima MF ton head, hard enough to whoop da devil take his ho and split his son's head.

by HardBOYZ November 21, 2016

Friggin Poop Ton

A plethora of friggin stuff.

(Sentence if said by Canadian)

Don’t cha know the lord really blessed them with a FRIGGIN POOP TON of goodness for the people Aye?!

by FTH and stuff December 10, 2021

Fuck ton of cum

The normal amount of cum created through sexual reproduction or masturbation.

Jimmy why is there a fuck ton of cum on your bed sheets?

by JohnCena.memez September 24, 2018

Crap ton

See shit ton

Q: How many do you have?
A: A crap ton!

by Hattermad April 4, 2019

boob ton

A whole bunch of shit. Except in Asian countries

Got a boob ton of shit at cash n carry, the discounts are real.

by Ross danish August 30, 2016