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Tonatively

The gesture or uneasy look you give to someone that might as well have spit in your face and took your lunch money!
This is easily the best show ever! Tara Reids expression was priceless, intriguing, and tonatively outstanding when she took down that bitch that called her the c word with only words!
by SpellingVee June 15, 2022
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shit-ton

A generally recognized term to mean a lot, but recognized hyperbolically by some to mean 80.
She lost a shit-ton of weight.
by Michael-SC April 12, 2016
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Mosquito Ton (Mst)

1Mst = .08063g

The Mosquito Ton(Mst) = Avg. Human weight 155lbs(7.03x10^4g) is to a "short ton" 2000lbs(9.07x10^5g) as to the Avg. Mosquito weight (.00625g) is to a Mosquito Ton (.08063g)

In short, a Mosquito Ton(Mst) is to an average mosquito as a "short-ton" is to the average human.

This system works exactly as the metric system does, for example there are miliMosquito Tons (1.00x10^-3) so on and so forth. This will bring great new leaps in science for the simple fact that Mosquito tons(Mst) are cooler than grams.
Examples of the Application of Mosquito Ton (Mst)

The weighted average of a mole(mol) of lead(Pb) is 207.2g OR 16.7Mst

The weighted average of a mol(mol of Sodium(Na) is 22.99g OR 1.85Mst
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Shit-ton

Not quite as much as a Fuk-ton, but way more than a Shit-load , making it mean a whole hell of a lot.
"Let's go out!"
"Can't, I've got a shit-ton of homework to do by tomorrow...."
by Goddesshottness August 25, 2016
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2 Ton Tammy

Did you see Tyler last night at the bar with that 2 Ton Tammy
by Madam kamay July 5, 2025
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Friggin Poop Ton

(Sentence if said by Canadian)

Don’t cha know the lord really blessed them with a FRIGGIN POOP TON of goodness for the people Aye?!
by FTH and stuff December 10, 2021
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Tons of guns

A surplus of any items needed for a particular occasion.
Fern: Do I need to bring a Dutch or some beer for tonight?

Me: Nah son, I got tons of guns.
by Saint Mantooth December 12, 2017
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