Smooth Criminal

The act of inserting your thumb into your girlfriends rectum during sex then brag about it.

You been hit by, you been struck by a "Smooth Criminal."

by WhacksHoff November 25, 2023

Smooth Criminal

When you fart silently while making eye contact with somebody and don't get called out

Sarah never said anything even though we were locking eyes the entire time,that's the power of a smooth criminal

by Loverboy Steve May 23, 2025

Smooth top

Noun; name for an individual with a lack of hair on their head, giving them a “smooth top”.

Hey, smooth top, give me some owl noises!

Hey, smooth top, are you going to hit your beer quota?

by balake October 13, 2020

Move smooth

Moving smoothly/ keeping it player/be careful

I saw the btch who ghosted me at the store, she tried to talk to me

Her: “hey-“

Me: “hell nah, move smooth shawty💕.

by Waterknocker August 18, 2024

out smooth

When two people who are equally smooth (fly, fresh etc...) and one of them tries to out do the other, by means of showing off new gear (clothing, sneakers, accessories, etc...)

Yo i gotta go home and change, damn son why you always trying to out smooth me

by ProblemChild0 October 23, 2009

Smooth Sailor

When the toilet paper is clean after a big shit. No evidence on the toilet paper

Wow that was a huge shit better wipe. .... wipes ass.... looks at toilet paper nothing there. ..... Good to go a Smooth Sailor.

by Murseh8r January 23, 2022

Silky Smooth

Used when describing a females luxuries skin. Only those with the greatest skin care routines can obtain the honor of having Silky Smooth Skin. Antynom to the word musty.

Tom: How was Jessica's last night
Thomas: It was crazy. I couln't stop staring at her Silky Smooth skin from all the Moisturize shes been using.

Tom: Whats so bad about that.
Thomas: Nothing, but when I was staring at her shiny milkers for too long she punched my throat.
Tom: Nice

by John Cena's Right Tit November 28, 2020