Brian: Man, Dick, you sure seemed nervous around Molly.
Dick: Yea, i really was Max Richarding it, wasn't I.
Dick: Yea, i really was Max Richarding it, wasn't I.
by thrid_wheel_on_a_unicycle February 14, 2010

Richard Cancer, is contractible only by people named Richard and it can occur in the little finger, scrotum, rectum or Weenus. It is treatable only by guzzling a gallon of Goat Semen each day.
by Bammie Wham May 15, 2016

Richard Pooner: Aussie slang by Australian patriotic backyard beer drinkin metal band "DEAD KELLY", to describe going to the pub to have a schooner or 10...
by Richard Pooner May 24, 2013

Richard Fitswell is an alias that people with a micro penis refer to themselves as. Usually a compensating for the small member they were born with. His body kept growing but his dick never did. These people are manipulative, abusive, and tend to bully others or cause problems for anyone they are in contact with.
Porn Director: what have you decided on for a porn name?
Keith: I want the world to call me Richard Fitswell!
Porn Director: *laughs* I suppose you could fit well in everything with a 2 inch chop like the one you got.
Keith: *sobs* fuck you then. I don’t really want to fuck a pussy anyways. I thought this was a Twink porn interview. Would you happen to be into trading football cards?
Porn Director: get the fuck outta my office!
Keith: I want the world to call me Richard Fitswell!
Porn Director: *laughs* I suppose you could fit well in everything with a 2 inch chop like the one you got.
Keith: *sobs* fuck you then. I don’t really want to fuck a pussy anyways. I thought this was a Twink porn interview. Would you happen to be into trading football cards?
Porn Director: get the fuck outta my office!
by TwiztedSnowman January 7, 2022

Poor Richards are hundred dollar bills. "Poor Richard's Almanack" (sometimes Almanac) was a yearly almanac published by Benjamin Franklin, who adopted the pseudonym of "Poor Richard" or "Richard Saunders" for this purpose. You can use the term Poor Richards instead of hunnits or ben franks or large bills, etc.
~ Rich Lonely ~
~ Rich Lonely ~
by richlonely June 24, 2021

A street in Shippensburg that is known for crazy parties any day of the week, cops favorite place to catch people, free hot dogs, pong tables as lawn ornaments, tanning on roofs, toga parties.
by tomboy0946 November 25, 2010

by Bigped July 22, 2023
