Shit licking cunt who rides pony’s in his tight poofter pants, he also tried tuning his mrs and fell off the pony and broke his wrist like a dumb cunt. He was a private school bitch
Mitch Kann is a shit licking cunt who rides pony’s in his tight poofter pants, he also tried tuning his mrs and fell off the pony and broke his wrist like a dumb cunt. He was a private school poof who sucked cock for rock
by Booby jimmy booby in ya mum September 19, 2019
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a swagster with swag
person 1: whoa that guy has so much swag

person 2: yeah that's mitch trusty
by swaggymitch December 18, 2013
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Is a midget but also not a midget at the same time.
He was so short he looked like a mitch craig
by Bigdaddy96024 April 4, 2019
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A newbie who thinks their intellect in a specific subject is much more vast than it actually is. Mainly used in Southern Ireland at the various pubs in the area
Patrick said that he knows the exact recipe of Guinness.
Patrick is such a green Mitch!
by Lil dewdrop June 9, 2023
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Eat so much meat your profusely sweating and your eyes are bigger than your stomach
Let’s go to dinner and get Mitch faced
by Bee 1406 July 15, 2022
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"Mate, you're being a proper Mitch Parry today, give your balls a tug and walk it off"
by Deaf Chris November 22, 2021
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An enigma , heard but never seen. People say he's the man. But it's never been proved.
by Sk07ch November 3, 2018
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