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melissa salazar

poop jk she a skinny legend that I want to kill sometimes butt shes also a PoOOOoooOOoooooO pPPooOOOoo face and also a PooooooOOooOOOoper
use this very device to wipe Melissa Salazar butt
by Melissa salazar October 24, 2020
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Melissa and Jack

They snog in the corridor at school. They skip lesson to do things in the toilet. They are deeply in love. He gets a boner seeing her. She gets wet seeing him!
OMG we are doing a melissa and jack. The best sex position ever!
by A matchmaker September 18, 2017
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Muhammad and Melissa

2 great lovers who are guaranteed to love each other forever
for love, for example, you'll always see Muhammad and Melissa being together. making out
by Marco de lobo May 30, 2023
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Melissa

She's my Melissa and she's the love of my life forever
by MelissasBoyfriend June 15, 2023
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Melissa Bilen

It's the most funny person in the world! If you have a friend named Melissa Bilen should you never lost her!!! Melissa bilen is the biggest bitch in the would so never ever be mean to her or you will die...
just saying
Example
- "Hello Melissa Bilen"
- OMG YOUR BITCH!"
by Melissa Bilen December 3, 2019
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Lil melissa

Makes u question everything u ever known bout yourself, tread lightly and u wont be disappointed.
Was gonna be president till I got lil melissa'd
by Mother phuka jones April 25, 2024
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Melissa Dishaw

The best friend in the world. She would give you the clothes off her back and feed you in a heartbeat. She is also the best teacher ever!!! If you need advice go to Melissa! She is someone who will always help you and actually has some really good advice...so stop talking and listen! You are welcome in advance!
by SwedishJalapeno March 18, 2021
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