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Keith

Noun. k-EE-th

Australian male, typically over the age of 40, characterised by a staunch demeanour and a propensity for suburban disputes. Keiths are territorial by nature, short-tempered and, much like their female counter-type; the “Karen”, prone to authoritarian displays of power. They also like drinking shit beer and blasting Triple M loudly over their car stereo when home.
That Keith down the road was really on one this morning. A pregnant woman tried to park her car outside his house and he started screaming, "don't f**k with my trailer, c**t, don't park in my spot! It's the second time this week and I'm about to lose the plot. I phoned up the council and the bloke said it was mine, move your shit heap fo a car to the other f**king side!"
by playlunch_ May 12, 2025
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Keith Austin Hernandez

The purest form of God; pure testosterone; made the known universe
At the beginning of time, there was Keith Austin Hernandez. There was never a time where he wasn’t here. He’s always been. You don’t even need a where. Not even a when. That’s how every it gets

I want Keith Austin Hernandez to impregnate me with his holy semen.
by Believer of Keithanism September 9, 2020
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Keith Smith

A male/female that normally is found in the countryside, often look like they’ve been struck by lightning. Known for schrumming young boys outside of schools.
Quickly run away there’s a Keith Smith over there!
by Keith1234567654 August 21, 2018
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keith

keith is the best person in the whole fucking world. he will be interested in anything you say. he will always try to make you feel better when a jenesis rips your heart out. he doesn't really like relationships but always complains. he is so patient when he helps you with work. and he will always try to get you to read the book he just finished or watch the show he's watching so you can watch it together. he is very short but is energetic.
keith is amazing and every one should get one
by daddypigfuckinghatesyou August 22, 2022
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Tranny Keith

The "female" character on the show 24 that looks like David Palmer's son Keith in drag.
Keith and "Tranny Keith" have never been seen in the same scene together, lending credence to the theory that it's the same actor.
by Royal Tenenbaum May 20, 2010
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Buisness Man Keith

Business man Keith is a very successful business man especially when it comes to stocks and loans
He's a bit short tempered with people he doesn't know but once he warms up to you he becomes overprotective

His friends describe him a overprotective, dramatic, and short
He is popular throughout Twitter for tweeting random controversial topics and just being a mob boss

He once paid 9 seventh grade students to jump a class mate of his because he owed him money. Many think he's a coward for that but others say it's him moving pawns in a chess game.
Wow is that Buisness Man Keith he said that waffles are better than pancakes
by Anonymous Screen Time January 4, 2022
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