The sound a drunk, mentally challenged 45 year old makes when they are throwing punches in the air. Va-Douche can also be used as a noun, or an adjective
by blablablabla_bla May 13, 2010
Those dudes that think they're the shit because they fly down the highway in their lifted F-350's doing 100 in a 60. Many times you can see one coming in the rear view mirror; the truck douche will speed up until he is almost riding your ass and then he will very quickly swerve around you into the next lane. He will then proceed to annoy the hell out of everyone else in proximity.
These bitches deserve a big fat ticket and a swift kick in the truck-nuts.
These bitches deserve a big fat ticket and a swift kick in the truck-nuts.
Driver: "Wow this is such a nice relaxing car ride"
Passenger:"Dude, truck douche 6:00!"
(Truck Douche speeds by, truck nuts dangling)
Driver:"What a dick, I hope he crashes that damn truck"
(Huge fireball erupts, sending truck douche and fried truck nuts flying)
Passenger:"Dude, truck douche 6:00!"
(Truck Douche speeds by, truck nuts dangling)
Driver:"What a dick, I hope he crashes that damn truck"
(Huge fireball erupts, sending truck douche and fried truck nuts flying)
by Huevon June 18, 2010
1. The phoneticizing of a drum fill in awesome songs. Specifically a drum fill that include the rack toms, the floor tom, the bass drum, and the crash cymbal.
2. An exclamation to yell at your desk when sitting in the cubicle during the data entry. More suited for full time employees than the temps.
2. An exclamation to yell at your desk when sitting in the cubicle during the data entry. More suited for full time employees than the temps.
1. "We Don't Need Another Hero. Digga Douche! We Don't Need to Know the Way Home. Digga Douche! All We Want is Life Beyond the Thunderdome."
2. Import, export, faxes, low pay, boring, boring, boring, DIGGA DOUCHE!
2. Import, export, faxes, low pay, boring, boring, boring, DIGGA DOUCHE!
by Roadside Jesus February 25, 2008
Noun. dōōsh beerd An over-trimmed beard, resembling a chin-strap and stopping at the chin or just above the neck.
Commonly sported by (but not limited to) beta-males in urban areas, the douche beard has spread into the realm of effete Jr. College wannabes and self-hating white hip-hop poseurs.
Douche beards are the mullets of this millennium and should be relegated to men of Asian and Latin descent who lack sufficient facial hair follicles to grow a full beard. Anyone else electively grooming their facial hair in this manner is immediately subject of ridicule and derision and of questionable taste/intellect.
Commonly sported by (but not limited to) beta-males in urban areas, the douche beard has spread into the realm of effete Jr. College wannabes and self-hating white hip-hop poseurs.
Douche beards are the mullets of this millennium and should be relegated to men of Asian and Latin descent who lack sufficient facial hair follicles to grow a full beard. Anyone else electively grooming their facial hair in this manner is immediately subject of ridicule and derision and of questionable taste/intellect.
Hey- if gonna have a beard then commit to a beard. Don't be a tool and sport douche beard; otherwise you'll look like K-fed, Timberlake or Turtle.
by firingprone September 22, 2009
a person who is far more douchebaggedy than your everday douche bag. That word is insufficient, which warrants the use of douche cannon, when this person is off the charts in douchebaggedness scale, and you would readily render them infertile using acid on their genitalia. Douche cannon originates from the early name calling methods used during the Revolutionary war era. British soldiers commonly degraded their fellow army members, when they were incompetent with a cannon or other gunpowder apparati, They were aptly named "douche cannons" and usually were subject to sodomy from their horse. In conclusion, this is the strongest level of douchebaggery, use it wisely for its conotations are far more powerfull than calling someone a fag, or retard, or shitbrick.
Speaker A- Dude my mom's a complete douche cannon
Speaker B- WTF i can't believe you just called your mom a douche cannon, thats serious shit
Speaker A- Yea.
Speaker B- WTF i can't believe you just called your mom a douche cannon, thats serious shit
Speaker A- Yea.
by kermitbangme69 February 20, 2007
A person who is a utter dick to everyone they meet. Name is primarly inspired by the movie the "dark kight", but with a little douche flavor.
by moon knight March 01, 2009
noun. The friends of friends that show up at parties and generally disregard the rules of the house making asses of themselves in the process. They are hard to get rid of for fear of offending your close friend that is friends with these people.
by cynic4000 May 04, 2007