doctor warner

to take long speaking gaps while doing a speach

why the hell are you doing a doctor warner

by sidewalk banana May 31, 2009

Dick Doctor

An immature male who thinks they could please a woman, but has no idea how to give a woman an orgasam. A Dick Doctor is usually morally conflicted over their desire to be a studly dumb fuck, or a Mormon.

This Dick Doctor keeps texting me to fuck me then talks about buying me a house. Fucking idiot.

by Capt. Motherfucking Awesome December 7, 2021

Doctor Phew

Just one of those people that would be enormously improved by death.

Here Lies Doctor Phew:
A Non-Human P.O.S.

by Serenamine October 5, 2021

Doctor Scott

Doctor Scott is the nickname for an amazing person born in England in the 1970's who has amazing psychic skills.

Do you need doctor Scott to look into ANY situation for you.

by 75348 May 20, 2021

The Good Doctor

Nickname for Isaac Asimov, a biochemist and science fiction author who wrote the laws of robotics.

Without The Good Doctor, I'd be scared of my vacuum cleaner.

by boston_or_pasadena July 11, 2020

Doctor Map

a map that 90% of the community hates for no reason but is actually not that bad

bro this map is like a fucking doctor map holy shit
its.. its really not that bad

by Scarabyte November 13, 2021

Snake Doctor

Growing up in the deep south, a damselfly was called a Snake Doctor and the folklore was that if you saw a snake doctor, a snake was close by. Which was usually "true" due to the proliferation of snakes in the south. We never called dragonflies snake doctors but were either called a dragonfly or more commonly a "mosquito hawk". Both insects are harmless to humans and we would sneak up behind the ones that had landed on clothes lines and capture them by grabbing their tail. The dragonfly would bite to defend itself but the pain was less than an ant bite. Here is where it became "children will be children" because we would firmly, not tightly, tie a short piece of thread to the end of it's tail. Sometimes we would release the dragonfly and then chase and recapture the insect with this thread and other times we would hold onto the thread and let the insect lead us around the yard. We got a lot of exercise that way, and yes, we usually untied the thread before we released them.

Watch where you're placing your feet, I just saw a snake doctor.

by Ol' Timer October 18, 2020