cow girl

A female that likes to literally ride up and down a man's penis, or something resembling the male genitalia.

Briana Banks, loves riding the cock, she's a true cow girl.

by youknowit April 11, 2003

cow cunt

A extremely dumb person

"so yu buy dem shoes fuh $100 and duh got places dat selling dem at $20? you is a real cow cunt"

by manwithart June 29, 2012

cows cock

An expression used to hyperbolize ones dissatisfaction with the idea presented. ‘Cows’ & ‘cock’ are most likely associated for no other reason than their alliteration and oxymoron attributes.

I don't give a cow's cock what that bitch wants!

by Danny SS August 30, 2005

Cow Tale

(Noun.) A piece of fecal matter containing a warm semen filling closely resembling the similarly titled cream-filled caramel candy.

The dexterous use of the man's penis into another's asshole produced a high-quality Cow Tale, hot off the line.

by theblackthunder September 12, 2014

Have a Cow

To have a cow means to have a melt down in a drastically unnecessary way.

Friend #1: "i KeEp StUbBiNg My Toe On ThIs WaLl"
Friend #2: "oh god she's gonna have a cow"

by mm.spook👻 January 13, 2021

minecraft cow

stupid creature only used for meat and leather

i hate that minecraft cow

by bedwras March 15, 2020

as sober as a cow

A saying said by drunk people from Wisconsin in order to make others believe they are sober

"Somebody's drunk"

"Pshh, no I'm not. I'm as sober as a cow!"

"Only a drunk person would say that...drunk ass"

by SoberCow February 29, 2016