2nd day grease

1. Eating greasy foods a day after you ordered it when its sitting in your fridge or something

2. A Gross ex girlfriend or boyfriend that you regret ever coming into contact with and you see a friend of yours dating such person.

1. Man youre really eating that 2nd day grease, you gross fuck

2. Man you see Joey with the 2nd day grease? Fucking gross

by Youreaverageasshole May 26, 2018

2nd Avenue

A second hand thrift store chain in the DMV along with Pensilvania and New Jersey.

Yo wanna go to 2nd Avenue for the dope Sunday sales?

by PAp1Chul0 November 12, 2017

2nd hand Dick Slap

A second hand dick slap is when a dog licks a dick then proceeds to lick you with thy

John:awe this peanut butter must make the dog lick my dong
Dog:wtf..... oooo peanut butter
Owner: ew why does your tongue taste like dick.... I just got 2nd hand dick slapped

by Blahblahpoop March 13, 2018

July 2nd

A horrible day in which we don't speak of especially around you know who. Common terms used to refer to it are "judgment day, "day of reckoning" and "no more phone day"

Hey man did you hear about what happened last July 2nd, we should take a moment of silence.

by DoorRevoked March 31, 2020

april 2nd

fool appreciation day. the day where all fools who fell for april fools pranks are respected.

it’s your day! its april 2nd, april fools fool’s appreciation day!

by emzykj March 3, 2020

May 2nd

Official Europe send nudes day.

Stupid american:Hey bro I just got nudes!
My europian ass:Me to bro its May 2nd its send nudes day in Europe.

by Ludak1234 May 1, 2020

September 2nd

September 2nd is the day we’re anyone called Joey, Micheal, will, Alfie or Ayyan have to be nice to Thomas and realises how good of a friend he is because he still sticks with you shit heads

On September 2nd you have to be nice to Thomas

by Real Irish Potato August 31, 2020