may 17

national do your friends mom day

hey man im gonna do your mom

but I don't want you to

too bad it's may 17

by mmom do your May 12, 2022

November 17

National kiss Jace day. Kiss the big strong sexy man Jace on this day

Girl: Its national kiss Jace day I have to kiss that guy hes cut as hell
Jace: alright cutie
November 17: national holiday

by Sexyhotguyjace November 16, 2022

November 17

November 17 is when the most loyal ,loving ,kind ,funny, gorgeous friend was born

Friend 1” hey what’s the date?”
Friend 2” oh it’s November 17”
Friend 1” oh shoot I almost forgot today is November 17”
Friend 2 “what’s so special about it ?”
Friend 1 “today is the day our most loyal loving kind funny gorgeous friend was born “
Friend 2” oh let’s go say happy birthday!”
Friend 1” ok cmon let’s go !”

by Quackity me beloved November 17, 2022

October 17

Kiss your boyfriend/girlfriend day :)

Gf:*kisses*

bf:huh?
Gf: ITS OCTOBER 17

by Judymoodyxo October 14, 2022

December 17

National take your girlfriend/boyfriend virginity day. If your girlfriend or boy friend is a virgin you must remove them of their V card.

Tom: hey Sarah are you a virgin

Sarah: come on Tom we only been dating for a week
Tom: it’s December 17th
Sarah: oh fuck sakes.

by Killjoy:pretensions December 14, 2021

December 17

amazing people are born on this day! they are caring, funny, and just all around cool. be happy your friends with this person and keep them forever

December 17:
Audrey; "O today is my birthday!"
Sean, "omg me too!!!"

by Audrey R. December 26, 2021

May 17

The date is universally known as "''Rambo III'' and Sushi Day", and is commemorated by revelers who view Peter MacDonald's acclaimed 1988 action film while dining on a meal of sushi and sashimi. The global holiday has been celebrated since 1990.

"Happy May 17th! I ordered sushi and have our Blu-ray of Rambo II all queued up!"

by Bob Sloblaw May 17, 2022