Kyle

Kyle seems like a nice guy at first, but on the inside he is a fucking dick.

Guy; Are you friends with Kyle
Other Guy; I was but he turned into a fucking dick

by BigGayMan May 13, 2019

Kyle

A ginger who will die lonely

Dude, what a Kyle!

by JesusLover55 January 22, 2020

Kyle

Usually a white boy who lives off of monster energy drinks and thinks he is top shit

Person 1: why is all the monster gone?
Person 2: ugh because of kyle

by KAZ2Y5-winchester July 13, 2019

Kyle

A jew who takes other men's girlfriends and cries alot about injustices.

Kyle you dirty jew- Eric Cartman.

by BushMan911 June 5, 2019

Kyle

a person who looks like a beached whale crossed with chewbacca
he claims to be very br00tal
yet is whipped and kept on an extremely tight leash by his gf
has recieved dome on numerous occasion by other beached whale looking beings with mustaches

kyle = whipped
end of story

by 2people April 18, 2009

Kyle

Someone that you do not want to meet. A person that when seen in public all hide and scream for help. When this person walks down the hall, all question regarding if this creature is or is not in fact in the closet... a.k.a he's most likely in the closet. Although when he does come out of the closet you better watch out, because as he walks past anyone of his victims, he will stare and or glare at your feet..... Yes that does mean you to, so you better watch out.... Running is required, fleeing is needed... and shoes are a must.

"OMG it's a Kyle you better hide your feet"

by Cquisslayer August 22, 2012

Kyle

a type of person that if given the chance, will beat your ass. contrary to popular belief, he also enjoys playing with his asshole in the shower.

"what happened to him?"
"he met a kyle."

by nevermind123 March 12, 2009