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Sky J

A famous naked man from norway, he was famous for sending naked pictures to preteens in bærum. he used to ask girls: "you want to see my "Sky J?" He was a preteen at the time so the authoritys couldnt do anything.

To day his not that famous, he plays in a wig wam wannabe rock band as a drummer. and he is also dubbing "Mot i brøstet" & "Karl & CO" (Norwegian comedy shows) with his outstanding rare laughter.
You want to see my Sky J?

Your Sky J look wierd...

a: what´s that?
b: this thing? thats my Sky J
by luckystroke December 9, 2010
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hot j

a perfect hot beverage (mainly cocoa) that hits the spot just right.
yo jared, you got any more of that hot j? its very cold outside and that would be perfect
by wtfseanscool December 6, 2020
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Big J

A younger man usually in his 20’s. He’s the Big Dick on the block where ever he is at, even if he isn’t. And won’t hesitate to put a fool in his place. Highly immature and childish at times, and cant ever keep commitments.
Here comes Big J and some of his dude bros, probably coming to do some rabble rousing or schmoozing.
by Boliver T. Shagnasty April 7, 2019
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J-Walsh

While kissing a girl you just met out that night you un-zip YOUR OWN PANTS, grab her hand and put it on your DICK.

1 of 2 things will happen. She'll play with it or she wont. Either way you know whether to move on or go to work on that broad!!!
Guy: kiss kiss (Guy thinks. gotta pull the J-Walsh)
Girl: kiss kiss
Guy: un-zzziiippppp. Grabs her hand puts it in his own pants.
Girl: giggle giggle... you don't wear underwear and your dick is sooo big!
Guy: I know.... (Close the Deal!!!!)
by My cocks wingman October 19, 2012
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J-Method

The method of hanging your skateboard in your locker, done by looping a bungee cord through your trucks and hanging it around a hook.
Boy 1: Hey man, nice board.

Boy 2: Thanks, but I can't find a place to put it, it's wet and I don't wanna pay a $50 dollar fine replacing my text books.

Boy 1: Here, take this bungee cord, use the J-Method.
by Ninjakitteh18 March 5, 2010
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Zeus J

A majestic unicorn like human that does live streams on MeetMe that has a majestic beard that any human would gladly wish to grow upon their chin. Zeus J is often times seen saying "cool george" to an extremely weird man named Georgeous that comes to his stream .
Georgeous: I love buckets of grease with extra ranch and lots of banana buns .

Zeus J : Cool George
by Someonethatluvstacobell June 27, 2022
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J patty

J patty is a Jamaican Beef Patty (soft dough which surrounds a spicy beef mixture). It is typically sold by street venders and is commonly found in train stations, subways, or very low class dinners. It is served at room temperature and has shelf life of about 3 months. However due to its texture and form it is possible to be sold a J Patty that is at least 3 years old and you may never know. Regardless of its age a J Patty will produce the same effect on the human body. A restless night of making love to a toilet out rear-end.

The J Patty.. Americas best creation.
J PATTY ME
by The JPatty eater July 10, 2010
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