by Aaron November 11, 2004

An epic win, only waaay more epic and win-ful. It's just an epic win full of WIN, awesome, and success.
Or, quite simply, Kelly Burton and Forrest Picher.
Or, quite simply, Kelly Burton and Forrest Picher.
1: "Hello my name is Forrest"
2: "I wouldnt care if your name was Alkasmir"
1: "thats my middle name"
2: "epi-win"
2: "I wouldnt care if your name was Alkasmir"
1: "thats my middle name"
2: "epi-win"
by Kelly Burton January 18, 2009

by Luke-Eclipse June 14, 2008

Guy 1: Did you see Charlie Sheen on the news yesterday?
Guy 2: Yeah man, he does 7 gram rocks and lives with porn stars.
Guy 1: Now that's what I call bi-winning!
Guy 2: Yeah man, he does 7 gram rocks and lives with porn stars.
Guy 1: Now that's what I call bi-winning!
by bayernfan March 29, 2011

A defensive struggle, in which one team (usually managed by a redhead) luckily wins, although they would have lost to any other opponent in the league.
by Woodysanger October 7, 2018

by xxppbruhswagxx December 31, 2020

The act of masturbating after winning an argument. Usually done vigorously and loudly to make the others know what you're doing.
by dankushmaymay June 3, 2015
