by Aaron November 11, 2004

An epic win, only waaay more epic and win-ful. It's just an epic win full of WIN, awesome, and success.
Or, quite simply, Kelly Burton and Forrest Picher.
Or, quite simply, Kelly Burton and Forrest Picher.
1: "Hello my name is Forrest"
2: "I wouldnt care if your name was Alkasmir"
1: "thats my middle name"
2: "epi-win"
2: "I wouldnt care if your name was Alkasmir"
1: "thats my middle name"
2: "epi-win"
by Kelly Burton January 18, 2009

by Luke-Eclipse June 14, 2008

When the Seattle Seahawks play like crap for most of the game, but somehow manage to squeak out a win, often due to a miracle play from offense or defense, or just plain dumb luck. It causes their fans to think they’re going to suffer a heart attack.
Dude, you look stressed! What’s wrong?!
Oh, I just watched my Seahawks pull out another cardiac win. I figure it took a few months off my life.
Oh, I just watched my Seahawks pull out another cardiac win. I figure it took a few months off my life.
by Hawks.Fan.12 January 3, 2021

Guy 1: Did you see Charlie Sheen on the news yesterday?
Guy 2: Yeah man, he does 7 gram rocks and lives with porn stars.
Guy 1: Now that's what I call bi-winning!
Guy 2: Yeah man, he does 7 gram rocks and lives with porn stars.
Guy 1: Now that's what I call bi-winning!
by bayernfan March 29, 2011

by xxppbruhswagxx December 31, 2020

A defensive struggle, in which one team (usually managed by a redhead) luckily wins, although they would have lost to any other opponent in the league.
by Woodysanger October 7, 2018
