ass pick

what I like to call my significant other when he is really really beeing a jerk

you ass pick - did you smoke the last cigarette and use the last piece of toilet paper

by Pitas September 9, 2006

ass-baby

a stool of such girth that it feels like giving birth

i thought that ass-baby was gonna rip my ring!

by maty97 December 16, 2008

lard ass

when somebodies butt just looks nasty...or they just plain UGLY

HIGH-BOOTY LOOKS LIKE A LARD ASS

by MZ DOUGLAS May 13, 2009

Garbage Ass

ADJ - A bad case of gas resulting in severe flatulence.

I can't stop farting because the fuckin' baked beans I ate made gave me some major garbage ass!

by Bobby Pizzle November 2, 2004

Ass-Monkey

A ridiculously stupid person. A complete imbecile.

Why do you have to be such an Ass-Monkey?

by SchwarzerWind September 1, 2003

Internet ass

Internet ass is when somebody in reality gets no ass so they go on the internet to a dateing site and for some reason they will get every single boy or girl. They will usually get nude photos and other sexually related things.

Guy who gets internet ass : "dude i got so much ass last night". Guy who doesent get internet ass: " but no one likes you". Guy who gets internet ass: "yah dude i go on the internet to get it".

by Internet ass April 26, 2011

Ass Fudge

the residue left,usually at the base of a cock after butt sex. Or on or near the rectum.

when i was thru fuckin that bitches ass, she sucked the
ass fudge off my cock with a smile.

by Terry Lasley. Kansas city Mo. January 11, 2007